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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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