What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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