- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what's the difference between a duck?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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