Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

learn. advance!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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