Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

women's rights, lol

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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