- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Sixty... eight

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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