- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why? Why not?

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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