A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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