- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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