- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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