What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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