- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I went to work today....

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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