a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Vaginal secretions

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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