- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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