What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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