- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

woman's rights

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

This is a joke.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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