Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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i'm hard

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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