It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

gay pom...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

men's rights activists

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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