what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Please don't shoot me

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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