What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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