- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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