- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

THe Election

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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