- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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