- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??