so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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