- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A black person dies.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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