What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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