Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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dat shoe shine tho

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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