- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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