- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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