Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Daniel is a fag

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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