- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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