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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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