EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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