What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Sloths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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