- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Tim likes girls

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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