- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A penis walks into a bar..

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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