Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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