- Anti Joke

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Everybody will die