- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the car? What

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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