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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Oh s***

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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