- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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