- Anti Joke

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Bitch

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

ure mama's so fat