What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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