Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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su algato es en fuego

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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