Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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