An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Caramel Boing.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Logan's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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