- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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