- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

how much fish could a chicken

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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