Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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