- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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