- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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