- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

what's the difference between a duck?

batman has diarrhea

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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