The Morman Religion.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A fish swims up your penis...

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

5 people are walking

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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