What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

i hate non minorities!

A fish swims up your penis...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

5 people are walking

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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