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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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