- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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