There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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WNBA

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Jebron Lames.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's rights.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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