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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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