Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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