- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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