roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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