- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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