Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

you know whats not funny white boards.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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