- Anti Joke

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.