How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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