How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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