- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Your mom went to college

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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