Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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