- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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