Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Atheism

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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