Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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tim has no humor

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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I was watching Fox news.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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sadf

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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