- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

I don't get it

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Joesph Triphook.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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