- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

your so fat. your fat!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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