A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Mogok Papiti.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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