- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maths.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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