what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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bologna

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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